Okay, I will:
- take out my braids
- wear some makeup
- wear the dress you picked out for me
- take out my nose ring
- cover my tattoo
But if you try to rub off the upside down cross I draw on my forehead in the sparkly eyeliner you’re making me wear, YOU’LL HAVE MESSED WITH THE WRONG PUPPET!
I know the name of my roommate for next semester. Fingers crossed she doesn’t suck as much as this day so far.
Got the Thai coconut curry from TruVeg and WOW it was incredible. Huge portion for $6.50 as well. They just opened a month ago on Eugene, OR, check them out if you get a chance!
As jy kan praat met my in Afrikaans … O wag, hoor dat? Dit is die geluid van my onderbroek vlieg oor die kamer. Ja.
Can I not be sick for…2 seconds? Please?
Take a fucking shower.
WHO WANTS TO PLAY THE NYQUIL GAME?!
Well. I’m home. Want to get coffee? Or do yoga? Or snuggle some time?
THE SUMMER CICADAS ARE RETURNING!