Okay, I will:
- take out my braids
- shave
- wear some makeup
- wear the dress you picked out for me
- smile
- take out my nose ring
- cover my tattoo
But if you try to rub off the upside down cross I draw on my forehead in the sparkly eyeliner you’re making me wear, YOU’LL HAVE MESSED WITH THE WRONG PUPPET!
I know the name of my roommate for next semester. Fingers crossed she doesn’t suck as much as this day so far.
As jy kan praat met my in Afrikaans … O wag, hoor dat? Dit is die geluid van my onderbroek vlieg oor die kamer. Ja.
Can I not be sick for…2 seconds? Please?
(Source: age-of-awakening)
SAS: Disposable “Use Me Don’t Abuse Me”, a set on Flickr.
Dear Sara,
Take a fucking shower.
Love,
Sara
WHO WANTS TO PLAY THE NYQUIL GAME?!
Well. I’m home. Want to get coffee? Or do yoga? Or snuggle some time?
THE SUMMER CICADAS ARE RETURNING!
For every port we visited along the way, I made a collage of all the photos I took in that port. Here are some of the final products.






